Zoonch 

/Verb/ To rob someone with their consent

Guy 1: hey dude i just robbed someone

Guy 2: dude that’s illegal

Guy 1: oh don’t worry, it was a zoonch

Guy 2: oh ok

Zoonch by somedumbwolfer October 24, 2019

zonchy 

Unattractive or ugly

My bro tried to holla at the girl last night, but she said he was zonchy still.

zonchy by Brampton O.G July 11, 2018

zonchobonch 

This is what you call a "sexy" ARK character

That is one zonchobonch of a character

zonchobonch by Nugget-is-wise June 21, 2020

Zooch 

A bad ass mother who don’t take no shit from nobody! Will never turn down a chance to party. He will also keep the party going for days

Tim- text- yo what up

Larry-text- nothing still at zooch’s
Tim-text - that bad ass mother that party started 3 days ago

Zooch by It’s not just a name September 8, 2018

Zonched 

A cannabis user that smokes so much erb that they start telling people they are totally "zonched".

Ted and I were in the fort, in the woods and were smoking some dank green. I turned to Ted and said "man I'm really zonched right now".

Original interpretation came from Adam Demamp of workaholics when he said he was "gonch" right now. When listening to this high in 2013, I heard zonched and a new word was born.

Zonched by RyGuy88140 September 30, 2016

Zoochosis 

Mental disorder which occurs in animals that are kept confined. The afflicted animals suffer from intense psychological stress and often exhibit a range of neurotic behaviors.

"Prolonged captivity leads to zoochosis."

"That elephant has been rocking back and forth in its cage all day. It seems to be suffering from zoochosis."

"That bear is biting itself due to zoochosis."

Zoochosis by muirne December 18, 2017

Zooch 

A person who forcefully eats out random, innocent people's butt hole against their own will.

Tim: "Be careful walking home man, I heard zoochers have been hiding around here at night."

Billy: "There's no way I'm letting a zooch get this ass. I heard Old man Jenkins got zooched in an alley last week."

Zooch by ZoochLover101 April 29, 2013