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A cannabis user that smokes so much erb that they start telling people they are totally "zonched".
Ted and I were in the fort, in the woods and were smoking some dank green. I turned to Ted and said "man I'm really zonched right now".

Original interpretation came from Adam Demamp of workaholics when he said he was "gonch" right now. When listening to this high in 2013, I heard zonched and a new word was born.
Zonched by RyGuy88140 September 30, 2016
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one who sucks the farts out of someone elses asshole.
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Larry is a zoocher look out for him
zoocher by Urban Biscuit August 17, 2018

Zonclered 

When you hit someone so hard, they start speaking gibberish.
"One haymaker and he was zonclered!"
Zonclered by dad24rw3esffsd September 8, 2025