Derogatory term in poker for people whose entire knowledge of Texas Hold-em consists of watching Poker Night on TV, playing Zynga Texas Hold-Em application on facebook( hence the name) or any other form of poker that doesn't involve real money. They are usually found in 1$ buy in tournaments, or low stakes games online. Usual symptoms of a Zyngamaster are attempting outrageous bluffs, paying massive sums just to see the river card and continuation betting for the sake of it.
A: I won 200$ in a Partypoker tournament yesterday.
B: Wow, how did that happen?
A: I got lucky and had a table with 4 Zyngamasters so I got loaded with enough chips to last me to final table.
B: Scrubs never learn...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!