Derogatory term in poker for people whose entire knowledge of Texas Hold-em consists of watching Poker Night on TV, playing Zynga Texas Hold-Em application on facebook( hence the name) or any other form of poker that doesn't involve real money. They are usually found in 1$ buy in tournaments, or low stakes games online. Usual symptoms of a Zyngamaster are attempting outrageous bluffs, paying massive sums just to see the river card and continuation betting for the sake of it.
A: I won 200$ in a Partypoker tournament yesterday.
B: Wow, how did that happen?
A: I got lucky and had a table with 4 Zyngamasters so I got loaded with enough chips to last me to final table.
B: Scrubs never learn...
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.