a fucking lesbian teacher which is pedophile and loves calling people '小寶貝兒'. She also loves telling people to jot on their '碧記補'.
by Luidenka November 11, 2022
Laura Zhangs are usually very pretty and beautiful. They are like a delicate flower. Their personality usually consist of kind, sweet, and loving, but can sometimes be mean if you get them mad. This is only temporary because Laura Zhangs are usually very happy, so they tend to forget why they are mad at you after a few minutes. Their talents usually involve dance and art, in which they are amazing at when they decide to try. Anything penguin related, Laura Zhangs will like.
Example One
Person 1: Wow that girl's dance moves are amazing! How do you describe being so good?
Person 2: Oh that's a Laura Zhang.
Example Two
Question: What do you call a person doing splits past 180 degrees?
Answer: A Laura Zhang.
Person 1: Wow that girl's dance moves are amazing! How do you describe being so good?
Person 2: Oh that's a Laura Zhang.
Example Two
Question: What do you call a person doing splits past 180 degrees?
Answer: A Laura Zhang.
by CooLAiDBoY May 15, 2010
Market Beater. Professional. Meticulous. Always looking for product market fit. Leverage is the word of the month.
He is such a Jeremy Zhang.
by tequila guy April 12, 2019
Verb form - Li Zhang'd, Li Zhanging
1. (n) He is the god of all living things.
2. (n) He rocks at anything he does.
3. (n) He is really hot and sexy - almost to the extent of destroying himself by being too hot or too sexy.
4. (n) The person that is really awesome.
5. (v) to completely own something or someone
6. (v) to annihilate
Origin: Roots from the word awesome, godlike, and pwn.
1. (n) He is the god of all living things.
2. (n) He rocks at anything he does.
3. (n) He is really hot and sexy - almost to the extent of destroying himself by being too hot or too sexy.
4. (n) The person that is really awesome.
5. (v) to completely own something or someone
6. (v) to annihilate
Origin: Roots from the word awesome, godlike, and pwn.
1. Li Zhang said 'let there be beer', and there was. And it was good.
2. Li Zhang completely owned everyone at paintball.
3. Li Zhang is so hot and sexy, his pants almost melted off.
4. I saw Li Zhang today and nearly died.
5. I Li Zhang'd there for a minute, when I killed a ??+ monster on WoW.
6. The black mage was Li Zhanging the entire town.
2. Li Zhang completely owned everyone at paintball.
3. Li Zhang is so hot and sexy, his pants almost melted off.
4. I saw Li Zhang today and nearly died.
5. I Li Zhang'd there for a minute, when I killed a ??+ monster on WoW.
6. The black mage was Li Zhanging the entire town.
by Tod Gerald March 11, 2005