Ywirping
Ywirping (pronounced " 'wurping " with a sort of glottal stop at the beginning), refers to the ability to move your penis, neopenis, xenis, or neoxenis and all its components without touching it. Just like how there are folx who can move xeir ears independently of xeir face, some peoplx can move xeir balls and cock and shaft and also urethra and also foreskin/glorpskin and for definite as well pubes independently of one another and without help from other limbs. Moving your penis in this manner is thus known as ywirping. White people are infamous for not being able to ywirp.
Kobe Bryant: That ironic gay black porn meme got my neoxenis' glorpskin ywirping on Odin my xigga.
Kanye West: Wtf does that mean Kobe Bryant.
Kobe: Through my Mamba Mentality I learned how to control my dong via meditation and focus. I can pull my foreskin all the way over my balls without touching it. I can even do a selffuck on command. Only true blerds who have mastered libertarian thinking and Black Excellence can achieve this.
Kanye: *refills popcorn with glee* Ayup, this is going in my #darkmaga schizopost.
Kanye West: Wtf does that mean Kobe Bryant.
Kobe: Through my Mamba Mentality I learned how to control my dong via meditation and focus. I can pull my foreskin all the way over my balls without touching it. I can even do a selffuck on command. Only true blerds who have mastered libertarian thinking and Black Excellence can achieve this.
Kanye: *refills popcorn with glee* Ayup, this is going in my #darkmaga schizopost.
Ywirping by Clopstitutional_Republish March 23, 2022
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