your retarded
Oh, the irony. "Your retarded" is incorrect. It should be "You're retarded". Saying "your retarded" is just making yourself retarded by not knowing the correct grammar.
your retarded by Kathleen G. June 14, 2006
your retarded
An ironic misuse of the word your. As a last ditch effort to conceal one's own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more retarded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing "your retarded" constitutes as a joke.
Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.
your retarded by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009
your retarded
a joke which reveals the veritable retards around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide retard will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.
mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with "your retarded" printed on it
mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"
jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"
mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"
jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"
your retarded by twistor May 24, 2009
your retarded
your retarded by albinoboy December 6, 2006
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu
Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,
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