your moms

probably MILFS(A Mans intimate female servant)Intimate means personal

guys your moms are all MILFS

by hiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuoo February 14, 2022

your moms your dad

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.

Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"

by spencerlovesboys January 20, 2009

your moms cock

the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot

dude your moms cock made me cum like 20 times in one minute! so satisfied ;-)

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018

your moms dead outside

New York slang for 'your moms outside right now'

New York Nigga: AYO SHIT, YOUR MOMS DEAD OUTSIDE
Texas Nigga: *Starts Crying*

by r fly May 13, 2018

your moms gay

Sarcastic statement made by high school kids. Mixture of "your mom" "you're gay". Very rarely used seriously

Tim: Can I borrow a pencil
Joe: no, your moms gay
Joe: *gives Tim a pencil*

by YaBoiJayCutlet January 7, 2016

Your moms ass

My playground...BITCH!

I love playing in "your moms ass!"

by Your moms ass! June 7, 2019

your moms knife

A women on her period

girl *getting angry*
boy 1 why is she so mad?
boy 2 she on her your moms knife
boy 1 oh ok

by SubToRandomPenguins February 12, 2018