1. An utterly stupid and terrible response to a comment or insult when someone cannot think of a comeback.
by Jarrow767 March 12, 2015
by jef April 23, 2004
A typical childish insult from teenagers 11-16. Sometimes, because they've got nothing else to say, or because they think it makes them look 'big'
E.G. 1:
Jenny: *Yawn*
Shane: You tired?
Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.
Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!
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E.G. 2:
Jenny: You're so childish!
Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.
Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!
Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.
Jenny: *Yawn*
Shane: You tired?
Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.
Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!
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E.G. 2:
Jenny: You're so childish!
Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.
Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!
Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.
by Mongifed June 12, 2008
by [Cyber Pirate] February 7, 2007
Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother
The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"
(Pause)
Friend: "Your mum"
(Son instantly dies)
The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"
(Pause)
Friend: "Your mum"
(Son instantly dies)
by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019
by Homosexual waffle August 2, 2018
Do you think Gordon Brown is a good enough leader for Britain?
...your mum.
I swear you are as ugly as you are fat.
...your mum.
...your mum.
I swear you are as ugly as you are fat.
...your mum.
by I dont know who killed him. November 3, 2009