Your Mom

The answer to absolutely everything.

Guy: WAZZAAPP!
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?

by kjsdfrisue March 8, 2017

Your mom

Gay

Me: Your mom gay

Them: *dies*

by I’m.a.furry. June 18, 2018

Your mom

gay

Your mom gay

by Captain coochie man March 6, 2019

Your mom

An insult that can be used to answer any question.

Bill: "What's as big as a house and is black and blue all over?"

Jim: "Your mom."

by Tim Allen September 21, 2003

Your mom

the answer to just about any question for the people you hate... warning my example is only a reason to show people the ultamite comback to your mom

"keep my mom out of this, (point at what what is probably the smallest bit o nads in history... your own)and i'll keep this out of your mom!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

Your mom

Just to add to my previous your mom definition, I will be adding yet another comeback.

Person 1: "Your MOM went to college!"

Person 2: "Oh yeah? Well your OVERLY USED INSULT went to college!"

by Dj Masta Cheez August 2, 2005

Your Mom

What I did last night.

I did your mom.

by The Guy Who Did Your Mom April 28, 2010