You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

by Gyreneisms April 28, 2011

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Let me guess you want me to apologize

Talking about you.

Let me guess you want me to apologize.

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

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Do you want me to walk you back?

When a female wants to let you know that she knows that you like her and she wants to let you know you’re in the friendzone.

Sorry about that Captain.

Guy> Hey (Girl’s name).

Girl> Hey (Friendzoned guys name), Do you want me to walk you back?

by FrostDont@Me June 19, 2019

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