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you ugly pineapple 

It means that you should stop and look in a mirror to see something that is worst than all of the trash that is polluting the ocean
Barry: Ur mom gay
You: You ugly pineapple
Barry: DEATH

Cos' You're Ugly 

A phrase that is over used and commonly thrown about by people who cannot be bothered to think of an actual answer.

An emphasis and stretch of the end of the word ugly is used to add more meaning, or to piss people off more.

Ugly is prenounced: Ugleee(eeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

Most commonly used in Oswestry, WNSC (Walford and North Shropshire College)
Person#1: Why didn't you come yesterday?
Person#2: Cos' You're Ugly(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
Cos' You're Ugly by NoIWasJoking February 28, 2011

Fuck you up ugly 

A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.
SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.
Fuck you up ugly by wonderwill June 30, 2011

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch 

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

You’re Ugly 

The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.
Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!
You’re Ugly by Texting Error December 19, 2019

you are ugly

This is me when I wake up in the morning because I a half awake and half asleep and thought I was a wolf
you are ugly by wildfireinmybrain September 29, 2020