A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.
SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.
What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.
Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!