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you ugly pineapple
It means that you should stop and look in a mirror to see something that is worst than all of the trash that is polluting the ocean
you ugly pineapple by Ugly Pineapple June 1, 2018
Cos' You're Ugly
A phrase that is over used and commonly thrown about by people who cannot be bothered to think of an actual answer.
An emphasis and stretch of the end of the word ugly is used to add more meaning, or to piss people off more.
Ugly is prenounced: Ugleee(eeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
Most commonly used in Oswestry, WNSC (Walford and North Shropshire College)
An emphasis and stretch of the end of the word ugly is used to add more meaning, or to piss people off more.
Ugly is prenounced: Ugleee(eeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
Most commonly used in Oswestry, WNSC (Walford and North Shropshire College)
Cos' You're Ugly by NoIWasJoking February 28, 2011
Fuck you up ugly
A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.
SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.
Fuck you up ugly by wonderwill June 30, 2011
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch
What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
You’re Ugly
The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.
Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!
You’re Ugly by Texting Error December 19, 2019
you are ugly
This is me when I wake up in the morning because I a half awake and half asleep and thought I was a wolf
you are ugly by wildfireinmybrain September 29, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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