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that’s what you do 

The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious
Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!

That’s what you do

A way of calling someone out for their bullshit

If not careful to only be used in a joking manner will be perceived as genuinely believing they are somehow giving someone the business or otherwise putting them in their place in order to effectively bring a low stakes altercation to a petty close.

It effectively functions as a social "uno reverse card.
When someone pulls this, try asking them if they always speak in the third person instead of taking the bait
Toxic pos: well it’s pretty clear you’re just out to take advantage of those who believed they could depend on you

If audacity were a person: What?! That’s what you do! That’s literally all you do!

Spectator(also pos) woah take
It easy buddy, getting a bit overly defensive. Making other people feel like they’re always walking on eggshells around you is not your strongest attribute

when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off 

-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants! 

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.
Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on 

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory. 

Freddy: Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.