Means 'I love you'... when you are talking to someone on the phone and you say 'I love you' and their response is 'You too' when they are somewhere they don't want those around to hear them say those three little words for whatever the reason.
Sue: I'll see you later. I love you honey.
Bob: You too.
by Susay2 November 20, 2010
Something that you say after you are told to "enjoy your meal" or " have a happy birthday" or "have a nice trip". Generally it makes you sound and feel like an idiot. You usually are.
Waiter: Enjoy your meal
Me: You too... uh.... i mean..... once you decide you want to eat.... dangit
by LOWGUNS August 29, 2010
agreeing with someone,you have done the same thing or been there also.
girl:I totally saw that movie that just came out
boy:you too!

Boy1:Did you hear I had sex with that chick at the party last night.
boy2:you too!
by Bweebweeeeee August 2, 2009
When your African teacher said good day in a really high pitch tone because she wants to give you the suck
by Nigfag February 22, 2019
When out of habit you reply to a comment with "You too". This happens to the best of us.
Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"

Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**
by Jace555 May 8, 2009
that thing you always say at the wrong time!
1. Waitress: "Enjoy your drink!"
You: "Y-you too"
2. Your Friend That Loves Foot Ball: "That game was grate last night!"

You: Y-you too
by 6669satinist#notreallyButkinda November 1, 2016
a natural response to someone who is screwing you over and pretending they're not. This lets them know that you're onto their BS and you're not playing.
When the teacher said "School isn't a democracy. You don't have any rights." the student replied "Fuck you too!"
by fractalzen September 25, 2019