a national holiday dedicated to yoloing (you only live once-ing) most swagbosses and swaglords have a party were they do the most swaggiest and yoloiest things possible on June 20th
Swagboss: Yeah dude! I cannot wait to show off my swag and Nike elites to all the hot ladies.
Swaglord: Bro, when will you get to show off all of that swag?
Swagboss: I will show off my swag and Nike elites on national yolo day, bro
Someone who is so fly that they jump up and scream YOLO whenever there are people nearby. It is the evil counterpart of the swagasaurus and is even shorter than one.
Bob: Did you see someone jump up and scream YOLO just now? I think it was a yolodactal.
John: Oh, I didn't really notice because they're so short.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).