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Yohannes 

This is men, you can trust, extremely smart. He will give you all of his heart IF you are lucky! He is strong, funny...normally very much creatures of habit. He is spiritual in part due to his name being in the bible. You can go to him for great advice on just about anything....he can be honest to a fault. If you ask his pinion he will give it to you! They say yohannes men are intuitive. He has an inner and outer sexiness about his...and if you get a yohannes in her mid-to late 30's and older...he will be the best loving partner you will ever have--something about how he learns and takes that with him --not afraid to try things. he gives as good as he gets and then some!

He is extremely loyal to all his friends and to her partner in life. One of the most caring, sweet, hard working, honest men you will ever meet will be a yohannes. If you can get one....KEEP HIM!! He is the kind of boy you take to meet your parents--he is the marrying kind.
Yohannes is a handsome guy
Yohannes by Jordan1992 September 2, 2020
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Yohannes 

A sexy young man that has all the babes
Did you see yohannes today he was looking so sexy
Yohannes by Haawturh December 20, 2019

Yohannes 

bitch ass motherfucker, usually black. he smells like a sack of rotten horse shit as well
you are acting like a real fucking yohannes today
Yohannes by papa-ron April 30, 2019
A guy with a great following of females. Generally a Yohanes knows how to flaunt his positive goodness to attract the opposite sex.
That guy is totally a Yohanes, look at those girls fawning over him.
yohanes by FlyingBeaks May 20, 2014
I am a “Yohanne”
Yohanne by Yomama6869 September 4, 2019

yohanese 

An immigrant from Africa who asks for food when he sees you eating. He is also bad at math and gets mad because no one can spell his name. People have attacked for “not liking black girls”, no one will ever know.
Oh look Yohanese is cutting the line.
yohanese by batherine November 22, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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