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yawn pong 

The irresistible and unfightable urge to yawn when someone yawns first at you.
Our bordem at dinner got so bad that a yawn pong match broke out. Service!
yawn pong by raz13 June 17, 2010
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yawn pong 

A game played by tired people. In short, one person yawns and then the other person does. Should the original yawner yawn twice before the second person yawns once, player one has one point.
We played tweleve rounds of yawn pong last night.
yawn pong by James Frohlich April 18, 2007
Word of the Day on February 15, 2010

yawn pong 

The foul smelling woft of bad breath that you expell first thing in the morning when yawning usually after a night out drinking and smoking having collapsed on your bed forgetting to brush your teef.
I woke up after a heavy nights boozing next to a girl i did not recognise with a traffic cone in the corner of my room and a bike lock round my neck. She yawned and jeeeezus did i get the full force of her yawn pong. I then threw up on her.
yawn pong by blx February 18, 2010

Ping-pong yawn 

A contagious yawn between two or more people.
“After we played ping-pong yawn for ten minutes, we decided it was time for bed or coffee.”
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