yappagraph 

When someone sends a screen-long paragraph over text.

“Porter is still mad at me?”
“Yeah check this message.”
“I ain’t reading allat yappagraph!”

yappagraph by VloneSoldier418 October 23, 2023

Yappagraph 

A paragraph of excessive yapping, spoken or written

The principal spewed a long yappagraph during assembly. Kill me now.

Yappagraph by Your_favourite_zoomer April 2, 2024