12 year old 1 on Xbox Live: Dude you're such a fag, stop camping!
12 year old 2 on Xbox Live: I'll stop camping when I'm done fucking your mom!
12 year old 2 on Xbox Live: I'll stop camping when I'm done fucking your mom!
by Spaceship March 5, 2015
by David Lewis December 29, 2004
Living proof that you get what you pay for, Xbox live is the only console gaming network that charges a monthly fee. It is widely considered the best online gaming service due to it's speed and support of chat. Two misconceptions everyone has about Live are:
1. That it is poulated by a bunch of whiney 10 year olds, only a few really chat and are not that bad unless they get pissed off then they're hilarious.
2. It's a scam by moneygrubber Bill Gates, Gates is a huge philanthropist and is very uninvolved in xbox.
1. That it is poulated by a bunch of whiney 10 year olds, only a few really chat and are not that bad unless they get pissed off then they're hilarious.
2. It's a scam by moneygrubber Bill Gates, Gates is a huge philanthropist and is very uninvolved in xbox.
by Doctor! September 12, 2009
by HazzMa July 19, 2011
by Jeremy Pipa October 27, 2008
Xbox live is a system that Microsoft set up so that people can play online world wide/locally with other gamers.It was going great until l people started to:
1) Have the nerve to have slow ass intarnet which effects the whole game
2)Raeg quit and leave the game, (which usually means) that you have to go back to the lobby and wait to get on a good team, AGAIN.
3)The b*tchy little acne ridden 8 year old sh*t-f*cks who go on live to bitch and moan about your tactics, even though they clearly suck.
4)Because of someones retarded Comadore DSL internet connection giving the game genital herpes, its glitching like super man 64, and yes, your obsolete inarnet DOES affect everyone.
1) Have the nerve to have slow ass intarnet which effects the whole game
2)Raeg quit and leave the game, (which usually means) that you have to go back to the lobby and wait to get on a good team, AGAIN.
3)The b*tchy little acne ridden 8 year old sh*t-f*cks who go on live to bitch and moan about your tactics, even though they clearly suck.
4)Because of someones retarded Comadore DSL internet connection giving the game genital herpes, its glitching like super man 64, and yes, your obsolete inarnet DOES affect everyone.
This is what people usually deal with on Xbox live.
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Bitchy lil kid: AMG!! I didnt see you when you shot me!!!YOU CHEATED, YOU CHEATED!!!! bUTT FEASCE IM GOanna get u bakc for that!!
-After using his camper skills he somehow manages to kill you.-
Bitchy lil kid: SEE SEA!I TOLD YOU!!!! WWWWOOOHOOOO YEAH BUTT FEasce!! woooooo-*This user has been kicked from the game*
Guy: F##ing noobs.
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Bitchy lil kid: AMG!! I didnt see you when you shot me!!!YOU CHEATED, YOU CHEATED!!!! bUTT FEASCE IM GOanna get u bakc for that!!
-After using his camper skills he somehow manages to kill you.-
Bitchy lil kid: SEE SEA!I TOLD YOU!!!! WWWWOOOHOOOO YEAH BUTT FEasce!! woooooo-*This user has been kicked from the game*
Guy: F##ing noobs.
by Nojoo July 11, 2011
Home to Nerds,Geeks,Online Gangsters,Retarded Yanks, New Borns,Mums and dads. Xbox Live is a war zone you will get abuse shouted at you for no reason. Americans think British people have bad teeth and eat crumpets. Online Gangsters threaten to find out where you live and beat you up. Little Kids swear and think they are cool. Mum's and dads which should be working or looking after there kids and playing xbox instead.
XBL Mum: * baby crying* Wait one minute.
Me: Go look after your baby dumb bitch!
Online Gangster: Mate, i'll come to your house beat you up bruv!
Me: oh no!
Retarded American: You eat tea and crumpets and have bad teeth!
Me: And your fat!
This is Xbox Live!
Me: Go look after your baby dumb bitch!
Online Gangster: Mate, i'll come to your house beat you up bruv!
Me: oh no!
Retarded American: You eat tea and crumpets and have bad teeth!
Me: And your fat!
This is Xbox Live!
by Roberto:) March 26, 2011