xarelto Share definition Flag A drug with no benefit given to old people by cardiologists to fuck with trauma surgeons. The medicine docs got lazy again, so the cardiologist changed the coumadin to xarelto and now grandma has a giant subdural. xarelto by Scubaleemd June 8, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the xarelto mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch