Windows Update Ambush - the moment at the end of a work day, when you're ready to leave the office and so click Shut Down on your Windows laptop. Then suddenly a message appears on screen saying, "Installing update 1 of 13, do not unplug your computer." Effectively ambushes you at the end of the day leaving you unable to take your laptop and leave, or continue working, for another 15-30 mins.

Friend: Dude, you're late!
You: Sorry bro, WUA just as I was trying to leave the office ...
Friend: Ah, I get it. That sucks balls, dude.

WUA by MattGlog February 13, 2014

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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