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Accidental anal penetration that occurs during doggie style sex and the conscious continuation of this act against the will of the recipient, that whose hole has been wronged.

"If you don't make me fucking pancakes tonight, I will fuckin' wrong-hole you until the rooster cockadoodledooos"

wrong-hole by 11H June 21, 2007

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Wrong hole

There’s no such thing

Girl:Baby that went in the wrong hole

Me:ha Theres no such thing

Wrong hole by RYDO McShagger August 2, 2022

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WRONG HOLE !

When you put or dick or whatever in the wrong hole

"Fuck jimmy wrong hole !"

WRONG HOLE ! by AVANTAE BROOK$ August 9, 2016

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wrong hole

a poor ol' fella who put it in the wrong hole hole while attempting to finger his girlfriend for the first time.

hey look its wrong hole
you got the wrong hole

wrong way

wrong hole by ringerdinger6000 July 7, 2011

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Wrong Hole

Wrong hole is a euphemism for the anus—which is, in fact, the Right hole through which a lady should be penetrated.

- Liz: Last night, Mark penetrated me through the wrong hole.
- Marie-Anne: But did he penetrate you properly? - Liz: Yes, he fucked me right through the wrong hole.

Wrong Hole by Pasada54 October 26, 2026

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wrong hole fool

This phrase is shouted by a female when a male, who hasn't had sex for a very very long time and is really stressed and clumsy at that moment, thrusts hard but he misses by a mere inch into another forbidden zone called "Exit; NOT an Entrance!" and ruins her day and sometimes his relationship.

Male : "aaaaah, wait,........, almost there I guess. Ummmmm,......, let me, ......, wait where was it???? Where's my...? Oh ok. I don't know where it's......, OK NOW!!!!!"
Female shouting : " OUCH!!!! WRONG HOLE FOOL! YOU $%#@€TARD!!!! F#$#@#!!! $#!T it hurts!! It's bleeding you son of a B!@$#!!!! Get the F$#@ out of my apartment!!!! NOW!!!!!!"

wrong hole fool by KAnimals August 7, 2014

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Wrong Hole Hunter

When you are banging a girl and you stick it in the wrong hole

Oh no I pulled a wrong hole hunter

Wrong Hole Hunter by Snobsbaby September 24, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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