An abnormally enlarged vein mainly due to a persistent increase in venous pressure, occurring
outside the anal sphincter and beneath the surface of the anal
skin (external hemorrhoid). The conditions onset is caused by countless hours playing World of Warcraft, while taking few if any breaks. Lack of exercise and proper diet increase the onset and intensity of the condition.
WoWrhoids an be treated using a topical analgesic in mild cases while severe or
chronic WoWrhoids can require surgery to correct.
A team of scientists have recently discovered a simple cure for the disorder. They recommend the afflicted cease all
WoW related activities immediately, go
outside, and attempt to reassemble any social skills that they had previous to World of Warcraft. Not only does this vastly increase the speed of recovery, but upon obtaining a normal social life the chance of reoccurence is cut to almost nothing.*
Common side effects of treatment include a decreased risk for early onset of arthritis in the left hand and
right index finger, increased class attendance, and a sharp decrease in
WoW related jokes made at the afflicted'
s expense.
*It should be noted that while unlikely, relapse into
WoW is possible, in which
case the afflicted is most likely a lost cause.
"Jake's WoWrhoids have gotten really bad recently, yesterday he
even had to go to the
hospital."
"Well what do you expect when he sits down for 8 hours a
day playing World of Warcraft"