Wooie 

A designated damsel, that has been targeted by a "Humble player" to be wooed, to the final effect of a full swoon.

This can be done in many ways, including the art of sensual massage, enticement of fulfilment and bondage to a chair.

Wooies are particularly drawn to badgers, and are known to enjoy the company of many a humble player.

A lady wooie the designated target

The art of Wooing to woo

Badger Porn

To make a lady swoon

Wooie by Sakura3 January 3, 2011

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.

Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

Wooden shield by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020

Woobear

A small,white fluffy dog, of no particular breed,looking like a polar bear cub.

That dog looks like a woobear!

Woobear by Willow dancingeyes May 21, 2016

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? 

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? by despacito 7 June 27, 2018

Woobear

Slang_.A small fluffy, white dog resembling a polar bear cub

The dog looks like a woobear.

Woobear by Willow dancingeyes May 21, 2016

pookie wookie elfie bear 

An endearing term to give to your lover.

I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!

pookie wookie elfie bear by ilovechucknorris February 28, 2011

Captain Woodie 

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.

Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck

Captain Woodie by Stan West April 14, 2006