by Bobthecat323 August 18, 2020
The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.
People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.
Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.
It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.
The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.
Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.
It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.
The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
by tabegipocu August 30, 2021
by Gardulf November 13, 2016
Slick Messin Wit(h)
-in the sense of a non-committed quasi-relationship (no official relationship title)
-in the sense of a non-committed quasi-relationship (no official relationship title)
by XandaGamma May 6, 2023
Teacher:what is 4+6? Um Layla
Layla: I don't know
Teacher: candela do you know?
Candela: 10
Other Student: good job candela you have wits mind!
Layla: I don't know
Teacher: candela do you know?
Candela: 10
Other Student: good job candela you have wits mind!
by Melodicvoice August 20, 2017
Did you see that girl Kristin? That's a beauty wit a booty right there! She looks great coming or going!
by trdggyb July 14, 2021
When one has befouled a public washroom to such an extent that they will go to any lengths to NOT be found out as the culprit.
As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.
As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.
I walked into the bathroom at work less than two minutes after Jamie and the stench was unimaginable. I looked to the stalls to see if his shoes were present, but he was totally trying to pull a Witness - trying not to get caught fumigating.
by EvilBiscuit July 30, 2013