1) Oh no, I just cut my wrist with my slap bracelet. Looks like I Carl Winslow'd myself.
2) Haha, you just spilled Vanilla Coke on your New Kidson the Block shirt. Carl Winslow'd!
1. The epitome of what a police officer should aspire to.
2. The greatest television character of all time.
3. The greatest role an actor named Reginald VelJohnson shall EVER have.
It's war, they're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs. I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a fucking soldier