Will I Fuck

Expression of not wanting to do something. Usually a response to someone saying you're going to do something, or asking if you want to do something. More angry and direct way of saying "No, I'm not doing that." When you wanna say no but no isn't enough to get your point across. Alternate version of Am I Fuck

Person 1: Hey P2, will you help me look after my younger brother? My mum's gone out.
Person 2: Will I fuck! You're on your own mate.

P1: Yeah, P2's gonna go skydiving with me tomorrow.
P2: Will I fuck! When the fuck did I agree to that?!

by makkapakka-akkawakka July 4, 2020

I will fuck you with that

Saying "I will fuck you with that" means I Fuck with that. You will do something with someone. You mess with or are down with something a lot.

That blunt of Sour OG , I will fuck you with that.

by Faster Than Light January 28, 2020

I will fuck you up!

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too

Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!

by noladoc April 26, 2014

I will fuck you with a rake

An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE"

by Muhammad Hassan October 1, 2008

you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad

This terms usually used by spoiled 7 year old kids when they get killed in Fortnite.

Timmy said, "you fucking nigger I will fuck your gay dad" when he got 2nd place in Fortnite.

by Memetric December 29, 2018

I will fuck your mother

An aggressive term of endearment, that some dumb magazine claims is used in Spain, in place of "fuck you" or "I'm gonna fuck you up"

Jack: Dude, your a cocklocker
Nick: WHAT!?! AGGH! I WILL FUCK! YOUR! MOTHER!

(vicious nipple twisting ensues)

by pwr 13375 y0 May 28, 2005

I Will Fuck You

Term used to induce fear, hopelessness, and unconfert.

Usually used at partys by the really drunk guy.
can be taken two way funny or vary offencive.

Person 1: hey man can you go get me a beer?
Person 2: HEY "I WILL FUCK YOU"!!!!!

by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010