wignic

A wig-themed picnic event, often hosted in a park.

Hey Julie, are you free on Sunday to come to my birthday wignic? It starts at 12.

~BYOWig and picnic blanket~

by Citronemma October 19, 2022

Wicnic

Wicnic is essentially a 'Wine Picnic'. Generally used by women in their 30s who feel that being seen out in open spaces drinking alcohol is verging on being a hobo. However, simply add a nice rug, a cushion, a bottle of wine in a wine cool-bag or basket and some plastic glasses and you immediately have a sophisticated looking picnic rather than alchies in a park. A Wicnic can easily be disguised as a picnic; therefore other mothers and children in the vicinity shouldn't realise what you are doing. Another plus to this is it is significantly cheaper than boozing in a wine bar.

Its been a rough week, fancy wicnicking on Saturday?

by hellyh123 August 18, 2011

wigneck

A white male who enjoys popular rap music, but holds to his roots as a redneck. This subgroup has been growing rapidly as rap music has become more popular in America.

Most wignecks don't enjoy shaving or wearing shirts, but love to have pictures taken of themselves holding their neice and a bud light (the wigneck beer of choice). They normally have very close family ties and will constantly share stories about their uncle or cousin (who is really crazy and the funniest guy you'll ever meet).

Many wignecks enjoy playing pool while wearing some form of clothing adorned with the confederate flag while discussing Nelly or Ja Rule.

*Note that most wignecks only listen to top 40 rappers and as a rule know nothing about hip-hop. (although they most likely have a ball point prison tattoo of the Wu-Tang emblem; provided, of course, by their talented cousin who likes drawing trucks with big tires.)

Last night I wound up at some redneck karaoke bar and watched a wigneck drink four Mike's Hard Lemonades while wearing a Tu Pac tshirt and arguing with his uncle, Barry, that Jeff Gordon is, "Uber sweet and totally better than Davey Allison."

by rob explosions October 16, 2006

winnick

A turd that escapes down the bowl without breaking or being disturbed in any way.

I flushed and watched as the Winnick swirled away, completely unblemished and unruffled, oblivious to the toilet water surounding it.

by K. Thompson July 10, 2003

wignits

A large viral infection which develops on a wig after exessive plucking of the wignits, can be removed with and only with diamond encrusted wignit pluckers(can be classed as the worldsm only kinky disease)

Hey Miss Robinson, hows your wignits?
Call me Moi(said whilst groping ones-self)

by Moira Robinson August 22, 2006

wignig

1) A black/white person; usually a racist term to use.

2) A black person who isnt ghetto

3) A black person who acts white

Reggie Tyler is a wignig.

by the Carter May 10, 2008

winnick

1. A lump or chunk of undisturbed feces.
2. An roguish person that gets away with his unprincipled behavior scot-free.

This particular winnick had squandered billions of dollars yet told tales of great philanthropy.

by K. Thompson July 11, 2003