look at that guy's wiener. it is an impressive cylinder of meat. i want to suck it
by ebba May 21, 2005
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A game played by several males who all get naked in a small room and turn out the lights and cover the windows so no light gets in. The game then begins by everyone spinning around for 30 seconds, then attempting to grab as many wieners as possible (grabbing your own doesn't count). Upon grabbing a wiener, the player shouts, "wiener wiener where's my wiener." The person who's wiener has been grabbed then has 5 seconds to return the grab, or the other player receives 1 point. If the grab is returned, the player receives 2 points, and one point is taken away from the original grabber. The game is played to 50 points, or until a massive gay orgy ensues.
by bluekpax December 11, 2008
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noun
An ambiguous, yet universal unit of measurement. pl. wiener
1) Sheldon: "Hey Andrew, how many hours of sleep did you get last night?!"
Andrew: "Eh, about 9 wiener..."

2) Andrew: "Hey Sheldon, What did you do last night?"
Sheldon: "I went running with Andrea."
Andrew: " Oh, how many miles did you run?"
Sheldon: " Eh, about 3 wiener...."

by Autotron January 3, 2009
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Your elbow. When you straighten your arm its the little flabby bit that you can pull down
Person 1- Can you scratch my elbow???
Person 2- umm ok...*scratches elbow*
Person 1- DONT TOUCH MY WIENER!!!
by snooki the original-not really November 16, 2010
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Slang for winner. Because of the similarities when the the two words are pronounced, people will associate you being a winner with you being a wiener.
Jasmin beat me at mini golf. She is one heck of a wiener!
by Alehon219 June 9, 2016
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