widespread panic

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Widespread Panic are the best good time party subculture band in my opinion.

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by Alecs Cook August 31, 2003

Widespread Panic

Southern-rock jam band. See em live for a good time.

Good Evenin' Ladies and Gents!!

by pinklady May 13, 2005

Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011