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wi-fi dump 

To take your laptop computer with you into the bathroom and surf the internet while taking a dump.
I took the biggest wi-fi dump today while bidding on e-bay.
wi-fi dump by sir w September 1, 2008
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wi-fi dump 

adj. the ability to communicate with others, while releasing bodily fluids into the toilet. According to Andrew - known as a "Chat and Shat"
While having an in depth conversation with my mom, I experienced a wet wi-fi dump, followed by a wi-fi wipe
wi-fi dump by henryb August 2, 2006

wi-fi dump 

Using a laptop computer while also using the toilet. Generally followed by a wi-fi wipe.
I just had an awesome wi-fi dump because I was able to tell my friend on AIM how huge it was.
wi-fi dump by A Germ July 27, 2006

wi-fi dump 

to take a poop while surfing the web.
I was myspacing while taking a wi-fi dump.
wi-fi dump by mugatu123 September 10, 2006

public wi-fi dump 

Taking a wi-fi dump in a public restroom; as in the library
Limited on time to get my research paper done, i decided to take a public wi-fi dump in the library
public wi-fi dump by M-Christ September 28, 2006
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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