Whole christian

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues

Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.

Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

christian-whore

When someone (usually of christian religion) “dates” a lot of people without actually dating them. Usually digitally.

“Oh have you heard about Ean confessing to another girl this month? He’s such a christian-whore.”

by dear.ellis April 28, 2023

Christian whore

Jimmy Swagger; Jim Baker; Josh Duggar; To act like your shit don't stink.

He acts so Rebulican, but he's really a Christian Whore.

by Chrishoe March 2, 2016