Incslinger's definitions

Whiteneck

An urban dweller who is dismissive of rural living but emulates living a rural life. Example they buy their "healthy food" in pre-packaged boxes which are shipped to them. They own a pickup but only haul furniture home from Ikea.

You might be a Whiteneck if ... You own a pickup but you've only ever hauled furniture from Ikea.

by Incslinger August 20, 2013