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whistle beef

To puke, vomit, throw up. Usually done when one sees something really disgusting or drinks too much.
The doctor had to extract a squirming bot fly larvae from under Hector's skin. In the middle of the procedure the doc turned away and had to whistle beef.

Jack drank a couple of six packs of swill beer Rainier Light and then went outside to whistle beef.
whistle beef by Kajoe January 28, 2009
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Whistle Beef

To deficate in a mostly liquidous form with strong velocity. The result may cause butt cheek vibration, toilet bowl reverberation and an audible rumble.
"I think some passengers on the airplane heard me whistle beef becuase of the dirty looks I received when exiting the lavatory.
Whistle Beef by Moosemunch February 3, 2010

Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.
Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"
Beef Whistle by Fred October 25, 2004

Beef Whistle

penis.
I first heard my friend Grumpy say this one night in 1994 while a particularly skanky newswoman was reading the TV news in Lexington Kentucky.
Grumpy said "I bet she knows her way around a beef whistle".
Beef Whistle by joe anyeaho April 13, 2006

Beef Whistle

Used to describe ones asshole particularly one emitting gas.
It's beef whistle time! Toot! Toot!
Beef Whistle by the noah June 24, 2005

Beef whistle

13 year old me when I discover that my beef whistle has function
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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