someone who refuses to wipe their butt after pooing, and therefore has dried, crusty flakes of poo in their butt nonstop. These flakes often fall out, creating a poop trail making wheelers easy to discover.
You can always tell when Wheeler was here...

I like butt cause i'm wheeler!
by bobby boby and billy May 2, 2005
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a gay narb with a lopsided head and ADD who live to take it up the but and red rockets. Wheelers suck butt at halo 2 and alwyas gte pwned. typically, wheelers are jewish and nazis.
wheeler loves butt!

wheeler luvs dinky!
by mcspanky April 29, 2005
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Patrick Sean Wheeler I of Lawrence Massachusetts a.k.a. Lord of the flame; a p. wheels or wheeler is one insane individual who lives for chaos and destruction, whether by huge fires or explosions, or dangerous car driving, or a person who just can't get any sex.
Oh look at that poor wheeler no matter how hard he tries he can't fuck her.
by Bennie December 8, 2004
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can mean cool sometimes but usually is a gay homosexual teenage male who had no female friends. Loves to be around other homosexual men.
Hey Wheeler is gay aint he?
by Devo4414 January 23, 2007
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A person who is very lazy and sarcastic. Usually makes stupid gay comments that have nothing to do with anything.
Wow he was acting like such a wheeler.
by Bad5tuff May 4, 2010
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Wheelering is the act in which a person decides to wheel around and do absolutely nothing. The act described an incompetent ape-like arrogant fool. The wheelerer will have a false sense of identity claiming to be a God among men. But in reality they are most likely an unemployable candy crush addict.
Guy 1: Hey Randall who's that lazy piece of shit wheelering around?

Guy 2: I don't know Varun, but he surely looks like a shit bloke.

Girl 1: Hey Hayley your boyfriend really needs to stop wheelering around the house?

Girl 2: It's ok, I know he's not going to be an engineer but I still love him.
by DevanRueben June 12, 2013
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*That guy ripped it down the sidewalk in his wheeler.
by LTD1337 November 25, 2015
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