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whatnobbie 

A Whatnobbie is a small, furry creature with four legs and a long tail. It has a round, pudgy body that is covered in shaggy brown fur, and large, expressive eyes that are usually bright with curiosity. Its most distinctive feature is a pair of floppy ears that are nearly as long as its body, which it uses to sense vibrations in the air.

Whatnobbies are found in a wide variety of environments, from dense forests to open fields. They are most commonly found in areas with abundant plant life, where they feed on nuts, seeds, and fruits.

Whatnobbies are friendly and social creatures that are known for their playful antics. They are highly intelligent and curious, and are often drawn to new and interesting things. Whatnobbies are also very fast and agile, and are capable of leaping great distances with ease.

Whatnobbies possess a unique ability to sense the emotions of those around them, and are able to pick up on subtle changes in mood and behavior. They can use this ability to soothe and calm those who are upset or agitated, and are often sought out as emotional support animals. Whatnobbies also have a remarkable sense of smell, and are able to track scents over long distances.
"According to legend, Whatnobbie is a protector of the natural world, and are said to have a deep connection to the spirits of the earth. It is said that they possess the ability to communicate with plants and animals, and can help to heal the land and restore balance to the ecosystem. Whatnobbies are also said to have a powerful affinity for magic, and are sometimes sought out by wizards and witches for their unique abilities."
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