Whale Penis

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If something is the coolest of the cool, the biggest of the big, then it is "Whale Penis," because penises are important, and nobody rocks the penis harder than the whale, owner of the world's largest penis.

Sin City is so Whale Penis, man, that the day I saw it, my wife and kids left me, I got fired from my job, and my car blew up, but it was still an awesome day because I saw that Whale Penis movie.

Whale Penis by Josh Hartnett August 28, 2005

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whale penis

a 40 foot long appendage on a whale

the whale penis is over 40 feet long

whale penis by thetomsmith04 August 9, 2006

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Whale Penis

Dork: Namely ones who "hang" in chat rooms.

James is a whale penis.

Whale Penis by intangible March 16, 2004

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whale penis

when a jacket is zipped up all the way to the top.

"Wow, that's a cool jacket."
"She must be cold because sh zipped it all the way to the top, she kind of looks like a whale penis."

whale penis by tacoma335 March 14, 2008

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whale penis

Someone or something that is very annoying.

Lacie is a whale penis.

whale penis by doggyman45454 November 7, 2006

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Whale Penis Leather

The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.

Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.

Whale Penis Leather by edac2 February 12, 2010

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whale penis intake

a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics

The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.

whale penis intake by dboyfromdahood November 17, 2011

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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