If something is the coolest of the cool, the biggest of the big, then it is "Whale Penis," because penises are important, and nobody rocks the penis harder than the whale, owner of the world's largest penis.
Sin City is so Whale Penis, man, that the day I saw it, my wife and kids left me, I got fired from my job, and my car blew up, but it was still an awesome day because I saw that Whale Penis movie.
by Josh Hartnett August 2, 2005
James is a whale penis.
by intangible March 16, 2004
by thetomsmith04 August 9, 2006
"Wow, that's a cool jacket."
"She must be cold because sh zipped it all the way to the top, she kind of looks like a whale penis."
"She must be cold because sh zipped it all the way to the top, she kind of looks like a whale penis."
by tacoma335 March 12, 2008
Lacie is a whale penis.
by doggyman45454 November 7, 2006
Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.
Man 2: That sounds awesome.
Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!
Man 2: What the hell is that?
Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.
Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!
Man 2: That sounds awesome.
Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!
Man 2: What the hell is that?
Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.
Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!
by DizzleDoozleDaz January 8, 2011
The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.
Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.
by edac2 February 13, 2010