Wetty

A person who likes looking at their reflection, having overly involved friendships with the opposite sex and being a general moist bastard. May be found fake tanning, doing their hair or talking about feelings.

Pete: 'She's a really handsome girl I'd love to have a spoon, cuddle and movie night'

Tom: 'You're such a fucking wetty'

by Usain Lloyd September 17, 2014

wetties

the term commonly used to describe south african beers called Black Labels

Rich: Forbes, why didn't you call me to come have a few million wetties with you last night.

Or

Wetties are never a worry

by Skster October 25, 2009

wetty

when something is utterly excellent

Man, this spliff is wetty!

by chungusfuckhead October 30, 2018

wetty

Shortened form of "wetback", an appropriate name for many of the illegal invaders who wade through the Rio Grande into the United States.

I have three jobs to support that free-loading wetty and his wife and 5 children.

by Gucc May 19, 2007

wetty

N-
An apparatus used for smoking weed, tobacco, and other smokeables.

Dropping a Wetty
V-
The use of a Wetty.

yesterday I dropped a big ass wetty, passed out, and woke up with a donkey and 15 cinnamon buns.

by wettydropper January 20, 2010

Wetty

A trinidadian Individual who thinks they have "swag" And Carry about themselves in a vain manner.

"See that man over there he is a wetty."

by shernellebangsoutxo June 15, 2014

wetty

used to describe a mexican from mexico. Someone who swam across the rio grande from mexico to get to usa.

fuck that wetty aye... shouldn't he be picking and selling my oranges! pinche mojado!

by lylray March 11, 2009