Wet Water 

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

Wet Water by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

Wet like water 

When shooting that basketball and it goes through the basket without touching the rim

He was shooting the ball and it was only wet like water

Wet like water by DoCheese September 11, 2016

Is water wet 

Duh what a dumb question

Is water wet?
Eddie J: I, an intellectual, believe water is not wet
Ablitz, me, and the entire rest of the fucking world: it’s wet dipshit

Is water wet by PhysicsGurl July 21, 2018

is water wet 

Water is a liquid and liquids are wet

Eric: is water wet
Kacper: yes
Crowley: it’s a liquid so it’s wet

is water wet by Iswaterwet November 28, 2017

Is water wet 

No bitch water isn’t fucking wet since “wet” is an adjective to describe something that was once dry that has now been contacted by a liquid.

Josh: is water wet?
Jake: no dumbass
James: yes it is dumb bitch
Josh: No you dummy. You telling me if you see water you gonna say it’s wet?
James: ......
Josh: right stfu

Is water wet by FuckingDipShets February 9, 2019

is water wet 

Water is not wet kcasper is a fuck tard-crowley

Is water wet
Kcasper-water is wet
Me-no you dipshit

is water wet by Tommy Foolery November 28, 2017

is water wet 

Water is a liquid and liquids are wet.

Eric: is water wet
Kacper: Yes it is
Crowley: water is a liquid and liquids are wet.

is water wet by Iswaterwet November 28, 2017