noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.
Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.
by EvilBastid February 23, 2015
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My wet meat tube stanks.
He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.
My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.
He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.
My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2025
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