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wet pop-tarting 

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
wet pop-tarting by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

Wet Lolly-pop 

A girl is about to give you a blowjob. When you pull down your pants she spits on your dick and doesn't give you head.
Hey dude, how was Kathy?

She gave me a "Wet Lolly-pop"!

Wet Popper 

A woman shoves a filled water balloon up her vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. She then jumps up and down to feel the vibration of the water bouncing around. This is when the guy comes in.... the man begins to insert his penis in her vaginal tube and thrusts as hard as he can until it pops and squirts all over them. Then he has to stick his head up her vagina to get loose pieces of wet rubber. You would also use a water filled condom.
I just gave Fircoota a Wet Popper lastnite. She got freeky :)
Wet Popper by Kitten and the Dog January 17, 2011

wet popcorn 

when you cant pay for your movie theater popcorn so you result to sexual means of paying
you cant pay for that. you're going to have to give me wet popcorn