wet noddle
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wet noddle by hello enragement child February 11, 2018
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Wet Noodle
A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.
Wet Noodle by tim1010 May 23, 2018
Wet Noodle Syndrome
Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.
Wet Noodle Syndrome by sulligas January 2, 2012
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wet noodle by NUFFSAID May 1, 2006
Wet Noodle
- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...
Wet Noodle by Cpt. Douchebeard June 19, 2013
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wet noodle by i like to move it move it!!!! January 21, 2009
wet noodle
A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.
-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?
-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.
-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.
wet noodle by lilraerae March 29, 2009
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