wet noddle 

LIMP DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jorge when I had sex I got a wet noddle

wet noddle by hello enragement child February 11, 2018

Wet Noodle 

A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.

Oh dude don't waste your time, that guy is a total wet noodle.

Wet Noodle by tim1010 May 23, 2018

Wet Noodle Syndrome 

A level of intoxication that a girl reaches, at which point she starts crying for no reason.

Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.

Wet Noodle Syndrome by sulligas January 2, 2012

wet noodle 

A limp dick, especially while in the process of intercourse.

Damn man, I gotta lay off the alcohol. I stay fuckin my girl with a wet noodle.

wet noodle by NUFFSAID May 1, 2006

Wet Noodle 

A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.

- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...

Wet Noodle by Cpt. Douchebeard June 19, 2013

wet noodle 

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water

owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!

wet noodle by i like to move it move it!!!! January 21, 2009

wet noodle 

A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.

-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?

-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.

wet noodle by lilraerae March 29, 2009