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Wet Betty 

noun: a Wet Betty is the step sister of the wet willy. a Wet Betty is performed by sucking your finger tip, and swirling it around in someone's exposed cleavage and yelling "WET BETTY." This can only be used on EXPOSED cleavage; no reaching down t-shirts, turtle necks, or sweater vests!
Look at her huge knockers! I bet she'd love a Wet Betty.
Wet Betty by APro84 August 11, 2011
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Wet Betty 

Similar to a wet Willy, except the person sticks a finger into ones butthole.
No way Trevor just gave her a Wet Betty.
Wet Betty by PP Tet April 22, 2019
Sex act in which you and your partner are in a 69 position and one shits in the others mouth. After said shitty situation you proceed to have anal sex, then each give each other a wet willy and finish in the other ear.
Dudebro1: Dude I tried a Wet Bessy last night and it was so cool bro.
Dudebro2: Dude how was it bro?
Dudebro1: Dude the shit was legit frothy and the wet will my was so dope bro.
Wet Bessy by just surviving October 11, 2019

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026