West Greene Highschool is located in East Tn. Unlike the other inbred schools that surround them the buttfuck buffaloes are rugged, tough, and they won’t fuck their cousin unless it’s by marriage. Of course they drive their lifted trucks and tractors to school as it shows every one else that they have the biggest dicks this side of the crack house. They wear cowboy boots and shit covered pants to school in order to show the ladies they aren’t afraid of a little stink in the pink. They dip, smoke, drink, and fuck their way to victory in all walks of life. If you ever decide it’s a good idea to pick a fight with one of these red neck bastards then you should know that they don’t fight fair. Pick a fight with one of them then you pick a fight with all their other hillbilly nigger hating friends. However if your lucky enough to get a one on one with these pricks then they will probably gouge your right eye out and stomp your left nut in. If you still want to fuck with one of them then they will probably buttfuck you in front of your mother as she records the whole hienis scene and then posts it on pornhub. So that pretty much sums up these hillbilly fuckers. Go to West Greene so you won’t end up working in a meth lab, YOU’LL BE RUNNING IT.
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BREAKING NEWS: A West Greene Highschool student was caught robbing a liquor store in the nude as he proceeded to use his dick as a weapon.
by Mr. Wordy Mann November 16, 2018
Get the West Greene Highschoolmug. by realone12345 July 21, 2019
Get the WEST GREENEmug. west green middle is a school full of rednecks who think there better than everyone if ur black you better stay far away from this racist school and don’t get me started on the girls who think they are better than everyone in the world but in reality they will sleep with your dad if you do anything to them they don’t even care if there old either they will do anything just to get payback on you so watch out for them west green middle girls they will also break your heart and say it’s your fault and get the whole County hating on you all the kids in there also do all types of drugs and get caught every day and continue to bring things to school
by yo momma101 January 21, 2022
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by yo momma101 January 21, 2022
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In the shadowed corridors of West Greene High, hidden in the hills of East Tennessee. one name lingers: the West Greene Wanker. A visionary of chaos and charisma, he roamed the bleachers and bathrooms where not but a few knew his name till that fabled day.
To the faculty, he was a disruption. To the students, a prophet. His titles were many, bestowed by those who witnessed his antics with awe and confusion: Bleacher Beater, Enrichment Edger, Gymnasium Gooner, and the ever-infamous Junior Jerker. No one knows what sparked the sudden urge of goonery that day, what mysterious force beheld upon him to unleash chaos right then and there.
His behavior defied explanation. The unedgeucated saw chaos, the enlightened saw performance art. The administration, lacking the Intelligence to decode his gospel of goonery, responded with drastic force. Confirmed by school officials, he was suspended for five days. The ABIC placement was pure fiction, spread by goonsciples hungry for myth, Though the official record shows just a five-day suspension, we the Goonsciples hold firm to the prophecy: he will not walk those halls again. His path now leads to the sacred solitude of homeschooling, where his goonery can ferment unbound.
It is said that if he returns, the lockers will rattle, the claps will rise, and the spirit of goonery will be reborn. Until then, his absence felt like a missing page in the yearbook.
In the shadowed corridors of West Greene High, hidden in the hills of East Tennessee. one name lingers: the West Greene Wanker. A visionary of chaos and charisma, he roamed the bleachers and bathrooms where not but a few knew his name till that fabled day.
To the faculty, he was a disruption. To the students, a prophet. His titles were many, bestowed by those who witnessed his antics with awe and confusion: Bleacher Beater, Enrichment Edger, Gymnasium Gooner, and the ever-infamous Junior Jerker. No one knows what sparked the sudden urge of goonery that day, what mysterious force beheld upon him to unleash chaos right then and there.
His behavior defied explanation. The unedgeucated saw chaos, the enlightened saw performance art. The administration, lacking the Intelligence to decode his gospel of goonery, responded with drastic force. Confirmed by school officials, he was suspended for five days. The ABIC placement was pure fiction, spread by goonsciples hungry for myth, Though the official record shows just a five-day suspension, we the Goonsciples hold firm to the prophecy: he will not walk those halls again. His path now leads to the sacred solitude of homeschooling, where his goonery can ferment unbound.
It is said that if he returns, the lockers will rattle, the claps will rise, and the spirit of goonery will be reborn. Until then, his absence felt like a missing page in the yearbook.
When we needed him most the The West Greene Wanker was gone, leaving only echoes of chaos and his despair, and goonery gone
By Goonciple IV, September 10, 2025
By Goonciple IV, September 10, 2025
by Goonsiple IV September 10, 2025
Get the The West Greene Wankermug. West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
by Goonciple September 8, 2025
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by westgreeneteacher101 December 22, 2022
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