A rare form of road rage, said to originate from Weeki Wachee, Florida. Proclaimed by locals as an incurable disease and is believed to be a form of "Zombism". Traditional symptoms include:
1) Foul Language, with excessive use of four letter
words.
2) Ocular Bleeding or Discharge.
3) Head trauma, likely from self inflicted
blunt impact with individual's dashboard and/or steering panel.
In some extreme cases individuals
may experience uncontrolled use of projectile
feces, erections lasting as
long as 3 hours from infection time, spontaneous combustion and brain aneurysm resulting in death.
Also referred to as: Wachee Rage, Severe Acute Road Rage Disorder.
Michael wasn't accustomed to driving in
Florida, being that he is from
Long Island, New York. While in most locations driving he experienced road rage, his condition declined while driving through Weeki Wachee. His autopsy revealed he suffered from Weeki Rage, his unfortunate cause of death.