weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.

Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!

by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008

weed wacker

a weapon that "cuts down the weeds" normally a weapon with rapid fire
e.g Ak47 , semi automatic

dem bwoi wa fi par wid me?
me a draw for the bludclart weed wacker
me a chop dem up like a steak!

by Th3 Beast January 6, 2010

weed wacker

someone who gets horny after getting high off marijuana

pothead: "yo where the girls at?"
friend: "dude your such a weed wacker."

by wetrippymane February 20, 2015

Weed Wacker

Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.

Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?

by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010

Weed wacker

Someone who beats the shit out of stoners, who has no personality other then weed.

Friend: holy shit did you see tyrone beat the shit out of that poor guy who was just smokin a bowl?

Me: yeah he's a weed wacker. Lets gtfo of here

by DefTheDefguy October 7, 2021

Weed Wacker

Weed Wacker: when a male's erected penis continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during sex.

The male with his erected penis will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.

Man: Oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?!
The Girlfriend: Yay! I've been waiting a long time for this!

Bill: Ow... My penis hurts from the weed wacker...
Jim: What did you do?
Bill: Don't worry about it.

by myballshurtalot March 9, 2010

Weed Wacker

The hairy man version of a helicopter. When a man swing his dick around in a circle through his massive bush, and makes weed wacker noises.

Did you see how drunk Scott was last night? He gave everyone a weed wacker demonstration, for free!

by steeretchy April 6, 2015