The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
by Joseph Tittlitch February 1, 2009
Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.
"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
by Lethal Jackson March 4, 2010
A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.
by Just a person procrastinating October 14, 2021
When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...
Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.
by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021
one one has sexual relations with another and becomes attached to eachother emotionally, like if your sprung patna
by *militant*Kings Up August 20, 2007
the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.
by D-n-C November 2, 2006