When 27 circus midgets shoot their load into one woman and it slowly drains out in the center ring.
Natalie got circus weasled at the big top last night.
by Stollar10 December 20, 2016
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A guy who likes to start drama like a female. A guy who can't look you in the eye during a confrontation.
That twat-weasle Louis likes to start shit!
by TayLoIgo October 27, 2017
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A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung
"Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!"

"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"

"You smell like a crap weasle
by GF January 29, 2003
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A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.
He spanked out that dance like a weasle-monkey!!
by Keta April 20, 2003
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A guy who for reasons unknown to mankind manages to worm his way inside the vaginas of fit girls, despite a complete lack of any attractive qualities.
"u hear that Jonny Vegas got with Rhiana?"
"duuude, what a fanny weasle"
by bastante March 10, 2013
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basically this term refers to someone who is both a sucker and a weasle

it can mean that someone is stupid or short
by guannyboy2 February 23, 2007
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A Western Weasle is a Weasle (Louisa) from England, America and parts of Europe. Weasles from these areas are very special because they are so rare. The first Weasle was discovered in the year 1994 September by an infamous Emma Lynch. Louisa is a British name but more found in America.
Eureka!!! I found a Weasle! (Quote from Emma Lynch discovering a Western Weasle).
by Weasle Company March 15, 2008
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