A fucking busybody up and everybody's business who needs to be minding her own or his own business
Don't be such a fung weasel ,mind your own business.
by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023
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A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man
Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?
by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011
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A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.
by Lucky the RC September 9, 2020
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1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..

2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...

2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?

A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..

Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
by Big Bee Baby June 19, 2018
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Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested
by Frii October 28, 2022
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A carnivorous alien from the movie dream catcher that develops in the body and comes out of the anus and eats the host and searches for prey
Butt weasel butt worm ass worm "ass weasel - alien"
by T95 January 2, 2014
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