Wearing A Hat
Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT!
Wearing A Hat by Mixels April 26, 2023
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
I am a man who is wearing a hat
I am a man who is wearing a hat by Daniel Kogel May 23, 2007
Wearing a big hat
Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.
Wearing a big hat by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010
ain't nobody wearing a feather hat
Annikwa said, "I sure wish I had me some scotch."
Mo'Lindy replied, "Shoo, girl - ain't nobody wearing a feather hat. Drink you some Hen."
Mo'Lindy replied, "Shoo, girl - ain't nobody wearing a feather hat. Drink you some Hen."
ain't nobody wearing a feather hat by it's this girl, biscuit! February 21, 2011
Wearing me as a hat
Wearing me as a hat by Parrotti July 22, 2018
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