We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".

Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)

by MalumLibrum958 October 1, 2020

We need to talk

Things have suddenly gone south!!!

Fat chick: We need to talk.
Redneck:I'll pack your bags for you, whore.

by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004

We need to talk

A women's secret word for: Sorry but you're fucked.

Once you here this word you have to think fast.
Because it means you're in pretty big trouble for some reason.

Women: We need to talk
Man: Shit. I'm screwed.

by HAPPY CHalK March 26, 2017

We need to talk

What a girl says when she means, "You're in some deep shit." Is most commonly used when your girlfriend finds out you've been cheating, you're breaking up, or your mom is about to ground you for life for getting that one B.

Gf: "Honey, we need to talk."
Guy: "What?"
Gf: "Have you been dating another girl behind my back?"
Guy: "Whaaaaaa?????"

by Oshikanoma April 12, 2017

We need to talk

Girl code for: Hey man, we're over.

Girlfriend " hey, we need to talk"
Boyfriend *thinking* aw man, I'm screwed.

by Panda baby April 6, 2017

We need to talk

You're so dead.

Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.

(he's dead!)

by totallyawesomeateverything May 14, 2012

We Need To Talk

A nice way for a woman to say," Let's talk later so I can dump your sorry ass."

Um Boi, we need to talk.

by KLC_04 April 2, 2017